weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

ghostgirlninja1122:

bradicheassault:

mid-childan-puella-magi:

logicalabsurdity:

les-spookables:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

YOU ABSOLUTE DESK LAMP

YOU REPULSIVE KNITTING NEEDLE

YOU ABHORRENT PUMPKIN SEED

YOU CATATONIC JAR OF RELISH

YOU ABSOLUTE PEANUT

YOU PREPOSTEROUS CURTAIN ROD

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

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dinolich:

cubebreaker:

E-Nabling the Future is an organization of volunteers who produce 3D-printed prosthetic superhero arms for kids in need.

This is the tightest shit. I’m totally jealous of that kid’s sweet Wolverine hand.

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captoring:

nephyria:

"asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one" uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry.

asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your horny meter. you can still be horny and not be sexually attracted to people! similarly you can be sexually attracted to people and not be horny!! amaze

oh my god this actually clarifies so much thank you

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bublog:

I found a whole video library of BUB as a tiny miracle kitten. And here is a TINY FEROCIOUS BUB. Good thing she has no teeth.
Watch the full video HERE 

bublog:

I found a whole video library of BUB as a tiny miracle kitten. And here is a TINY FEROCIOUS BUB. Good thing she has no teeth.

Watch the full video HERE 

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nevermindtheb0ll0cks:

this is so important 

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ohtheandrogyny:

magik-aimee:

ihateeveryonefrombektun:

missingkeys:

calystarose:

Girl is pioneer at quarterback for Florida High School

That first picture just fills me with such joy and a feeling of hope.

HEY ERIN HEY!

It’s the last picture that gets me. Her eyes are off reading the defense, because she’s not handing off to the RB, that’s a fake. She’s the QB and she’d doing her goddamn job and she’s doing it well. GET IT GIRL.

“Everybody says, ‘What happens when she gets hit?’ ” Gatewood said. “This isn’t a knock on Erin, but she’s bigger than 10 kids on my team. I have a wide receiver that weighs 25 pounds less than her. And the pads she wears are the same as the pads he wears.”

theres a post going around “imagine a high school romance movie about a girl who works her ass off to play on the football team and eventually becomes the quarterback and she dates one of the cheerleaders” well thats this girls life basically. the cheerleader in the top picture is her girlfriend.

this makes me so happy, it’s ridiculous

Every time I read this I get real happy.

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actionables:

alexisafuckinnerd:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Men need to tone up their fragile masculinity.


THIS IS THE POST

actionables:

alexisafuckinnerd:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Men need to tone up their fragile masculinity.

THIS IS THE POST

malfunctioning-kitten:

insert-creative-name-here:

black-egret-34:

s-assypants:

fiedbach:

snowyanna:

215-to-fit:

rustboro-city:

svviggle:

kastortheunlockable:

stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.
My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.
My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.
My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.
My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.
My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.
My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.
The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

"The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win." 

Fun story time. I loved to read. So much so, I was reading chapter books in kindergarden. I broke the record for reading points in elementary school. They actually had to start making up prizes for me. No one in the history of the school had ever read so many books in a year. Basically, my class liked me because I won those suckers pizza parties in my spare time.
In second grade, I had a teacher named Ms. Mobley who believed all children should be average. She flat out told my father that all children should make C’s, and should never strive for more than that.
Not only was she insane, she also would routinely spell things wrong for us to copy for our spelling tests. Later, when we spelled those words wrong on the test, she would mark us off. Yes, our own teacher was sabotaging us.
I should have been tested for gifted classes, but I was not. Why? Ms. Mobley didn’t believe in “gifted” children.
This teacher had tenure and could not be fired.
Never forget.
"The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win." 

George Orwell couldn’t invent this shitit’s twisted stuff

this is important.

FUCKING! 
THIS!
ALL OF THIS!

6th grade science class, it was my first powerpoint project in middle school. It was a project on the water cycle and I did it myself, with only a little help from my dad on research. I got it back saying it was completely plagiarized. I told my dad about it and he was outraged. He called my teacher and she gave me the chance to redo it. My dad did it with me, and we made sure it wasn’t plagiarized this time, and when I turned it in, she said once again that it was completely plagiarized. It took my dad and I 5 tries before she finally accepted it, with much rage from my dad.

1st grade I had a really cool teacher, but a new teacher moved in about a month into school and  I got switched into her class.
This teacher focused ONLY on the students who struggled. Every morning we did workbooks, and my mother came in the the same workbook we did. 
I had completed this same workbook
in preschool 
And so I spent the majority of first grade reading rather than learning, and I was reading at a college level in the second grade. I completed the hobbit and lord of the rings books before my 8th birthday
I used to love math a lot. I was amazing at it and I loved doing it. 6th grade year, I got literally the worst teacher anyone could have. She would mark us wrong if we didn’t solve the problem her way. Didn’t matter if we solved the problem.
in fact she gave more points to the kid who did it her way and got it wrong than the kid who got it right the ‘wrong way’ 
and this same math teacher refused to stop bullies from literally stepping on me everyday because “she’s a teacher and had no control over the students” 
9th grade and my health teacher gave me a B on a project about bipolar disorder, which I have
the funniest part is I was one of two people who did the project at all. 
The American School system is not about learning. It is about having you repeat false facts about America back at them. It’s about glorifying America and adding to the workforce. 
I can tell you- I learned more in my two years of homeschooling where I WAS MY OWN TEACHER than I did in my 9 years of public school. 

malfunctioning-kitten:

insert-creative-name-here:

black-egret-34:

s-assypants:

fiedbach:

snowyanna:

215-to-fit:

rustboro-city:

svviggle:

kastortheunlockable:

stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.

My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.

My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.

My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.

My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.

My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.

My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.

The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

"The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win." 

Fun story time. I loved to read. So much so, I was reading chapter books in kindergarden. I broke the record for reading points in elementary school. They actually had to start making up prizes for me. No one in the history of the school had ever read so many books in a year. Basically, my class liked me because I won those suckers pizza parties in my spare time.

In second grade, I had a teacher named Ms. Mobley who believed all children should be average. She flat out told my father that all children should make C’s, and should never strive for more than that.

Not only was she insane, she also would routinely spell things wrong for us to copy for our spelling tests. Later, when we spelled those words wrong on the test, she would mark us off. Yes, our own teacher was sabotaging us.

I should have been tested for gifted classes, but I was not. Why? Ms. Mobley didn’t believe in “gifted” children.

This teacher had tenure and could not be fired.

Never forget.

"The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win." 

George Orwell couldn’t invent this shit

it’s twisted stuff

this is important.

FUCKING!

THIS!

ALL OF THIS!

6th grade science class, it was my first powerpoint project in middle school. It was a project on the water cycle and I did it myself, with only a little help from my dad on research. I got it back saying it was completely plagiarized. I told my dad about it and he was outraged. He called my teacher and she gave me the chance to redo it. My dad did it with me, and we made sure it wasn’t plagiarized this time, and when I turned it in, she said once again that it was completely plagiarized. It took my dad and I 5 tries before she finally accepted it, with much rage from my dad.

1st grade I had a really cool teacher, but a new teacher moved in about a month into school and  I got switched into her class.

This teacher focused ONLY on the students who struggled. Every morning we did workbooks, and my mother came in the the same workbook we did. 

I had completed this same workbook

in preschool 

And so I spent the majority of first grade reading rather than learning, and I was reading at a college level in the second grade. I completed the hobbit and lord of the rings books before my 8th birthday

I used to love math a lot. I was amazing at it and I loved doing it. 6th grade year, I got literally the worst teacher anyone could have. She would mark us wrong if we didn’t solve the problem her way. Didn’t matter if we solved the problem.

in fact she gave more points to the kid who did it her way and got it wrong than the kid who got it right the ‘wrong way’ 

and this same math teacher refused to stop bullies from literally stepping on me everyday because “she’s a teacher and had no control over the students” 

9th grade and my health teacher gave me a B on a project about bipolar disorder, which I have

the funniest part is I was one of two people who did the project at all. 

The American School system is not about learning. It is about having you repeat false facts about America back at them. It’s about glorifying America and adding to the workforce. 

I can tell you- I learned more in my two years of homeschooling where I WAS MY OWN TEACHER than I did in my 9 years of public school. 

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sineadwiley:


THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD


This is a little too important

sineadwiley:

THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD

This is a little too important

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